"There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash."
Because you don’t want to sound neolithic when you’re throwing a temper tantrum.
Because everyone should have this on their blog
useful for class
In my theater class last year, my teacher gave us a chart similar to this and we had to use at least three of the insults in an angry letter so my friend and I wrote letters as Thor and Loki (respectively) to the other.
My drama teacher gave these out one time and he learned to never do that again
MY FRESHMAN YEAR AP ENGLISH CLASS FUCK YES
(Source: presidentquincyadams, via injoy1984)